Sunday, February 13, 2022

Cincinatti Bengals 17 Los Angeles Rams 13 - 14:48 Third

 And we begin the 2nd half with the Rams kicking to the Bengals.  

And it's a touchback.  I mean...do we even need kickoffs anymore?


Biggest Priority in the 2nd half - "Go Win the Superbowl" no shit sherlock.


No Beckham for the 2nd half.  Shit.


Well that blew the game wide open didn't it.  That's kind of exciting I'm not gonna lie.  What a great play to come out of the second half.  



Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 10 - HALFTIME

 The  Jones' Toyota Tundra commercial was clever.

The NFL ad where the video game characters come out of the screen was cute as well.

Uh....



That Halftime Show....



Errr.....




WOW.



That was freaking great and worth a watch.  


THE HYPE was Real.


Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 10 - HALFTIME

 COMMERCIALS just before the half.

Matthew McConnagehy can sell me anything.  If people ever start walking around with VR headsets I'll be pissed.  Also that was for SalesForce?  WTF?  Not for nothing we're switching to SalesForce at work.  And my Mom's work just did.


Larry David - is he really funny?  I've never been sure.  I never cared for Curb, and I wasn't a BIG fan of Seinfeld.  That was yet another Crypto ad.  It's lie the early 2000's again, only instead of Dot coms it's Cryptos.

SO one of the major reasons why I don't watch football much anymore (mostly because I'm not all that happy with the current rules and gameplay) is that it's on WAY too much.  We start the week on THURSDAY now...then have a Saturday game, all day Sunday and then sometimes TWO on Monday.

Just go back to Sunday and Monday people.  

And where is Monday Night Football these days?  I have no idea.  Amazon shows games on Thursdays?

Rams go 3 and out, and we're at Halftime.  

NOW it's Break time.  I'll be back at the beginning of the 2nd Half.



Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 10 -00:42 SECOND

 Hunh, taunting penalty on the Bengals and they get to start on the 10 yard line.  Not smart.

Stars:
JayZ

Matt Damon

Charlize

LeBron

Jlo and Batfleck

Emmitt Smith

Sacked on third down and the Rams stuff the Bengals.  Score will remain the same at halftime.


BREAK TIME.


Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 10 - 2:00 Second

 Beckham out for who knows...

First down...Hopkins catch for 16.

Penalty - #2 in the game and second on the Rams.

Damn Higbee is out for this game.  He's a great TE

And Intercepted in the Endzone.  Well that could have been better.


TwoMinute Warning

TurboTax - I've used them for the last several years, but they SUCK DIDDLY UCK andI should be able to find a cheaper one this year.  This is yuck too.

WALLBOX - They paid how much for that?

Morgan Freeman Narration = win.  Turkish Airlines?

Beer Big Lebowski Homage - Yuck.

Pizza Hut - I don't like my pizza spicy.  Burritos, sure.  Tacos OK.  Chili yum.  Pizza?  


Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 10 - 3:54 Second

 Hunh, I didn't even realize that the QB didn't throw that pass.  Wasn't paying close attention.

Don't you love it when the coaches throw up their play cards so they can't have their lips read by cameras?  It's a thing.

Time out - Beckham is hurt.

Commercials:

T-Mobile Part 2. - How can you take it seriously?

UberEats - Jennifer Coolidge is one of my favorites.  But this is dumb.  I worked for UberEats.  Better than PostMates

Hey the Mannings in their second commercial.  For what?  Not sure

Gillette - Yes, we still need to shave.  I'd rather buy Dollar shave club.

Ambulance Movie - Will miss.


Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 10 - 5:47 Second

Up until Mixon just picked up 14 yards on a first down run, the Bengals had only gained 17 yards on 4 total rushes.  

The Rams D-Line has been pretty punishing thus far.  

ESPN Game Cast is still about a good 20 seconds ahead of the live "streaming" on my app.

I committed a party foul, I overflowed my 2nd beer.  I get one per quarter.


It's cool to have Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth on the call today.  I am old enough to remember Collinsworth's ENTIRE CAREER.  

The Bengals put together a pretty good drive and get the touchdown to bring it to a 3 point game.  This is good.  We want an exciting game don't we?

75 Yards, 7 minutes.


COMMERCIALS:

Barbie Dream House?  Nope Rocket Homes.  There is a Barbie Movie coming soon.  I don't care I love Anna Kendrick.  And Toys.  I love toys.  And there's He-Man and Skeletor.  CLEVER.  Top 5 commercial so far.

Disney+ - Hey that's Awkafina.  I love her.  My kid would like that.

WeatherTech - Who the heck?  Well, there's always some small company that spends more than their revenue on a Superbowl Ad.

Yes, Wrestlemania is coming.  Apparently Peacock bought all those spots, not WWE.