Los Angeles Rams 13 - Cincinnati Bengals 3 - 12:51 Second

 ON 3rd and Long, Stafford to Beckham for 35 yards.  GOT to love that.   

Next play, left side for 25 to Henderson and the Rams are MOVING.

Time out Los Angeles.  12:56 to go.

So far, this has been a pretty good game.  On the Defense the Rams are doing as well as can be expected.  On offense, they're doing what they do. 

And TOUCHDOWN.

6 plays 75 yards 2:37 Time of Possession.

I said "Oh that's a touchdown" as soon as the ball was thrown, I could see Cooper Kupp break free.  

Rams botch the point after.  10 point lead.  Will that mean anything?


Beer Commercials reminding us that Big Lebowski is a great movie.  With Steve Buscemi and lots of stars.

Car commericals reminds us that "The Sopranos" was a thing.  I mean they go right by Satriales.

Oh shit that's Meadow and Tony Jr.  IT"S A SEQUEL!

HEHE.  

I'm sports entertained

Los Angeles Rams 7 - Cincinnati Bengals 3 - 15:00 Second

 Bengals start around the 30, nice first down, HOLY CRAP on Second Down, and it's suddenly First and Goal from the 5!

MIRACLE play to be honest.  GREAT play by Chase.

Sorry spotted at the 11, 1st and 10.

Pass batted down on First by Von Miller, former Superbowl MVP.  

And the Bengals suddenly look worried.  Bad pass on 2nd.

Incomplete on 3rd down....so they'll settle for the field goal.  Rams defense saves some points.



COMMERCIALS:  Nope.  We're sticking around I guess until the quarter ends.


Rams have the Ball.  2nd and 10 on the 25.


NOW Commercials:

Sloths are funny.  We know dis.  Wild animals should not be eating Doritos.  Also animals taste buds are completely different than humans.  For example birds do not taste spicy foods.  

Chuck E. Cheese/Five Nights at Freddy's dog....I think I would have liked this much better if it wasn't for META/Facebook.  WTF?

Jordan Peele movie - Yeah, his name sells tickets.  And this one is called "Nope".  Nice.

Los Angeles Rams 7 - Cincinnati Bengals 0 - 2:09 First

 NFL Man of the year - Andrew Whitworth rocks.

and with 4 minutes to go in the first, our first penalty - on the Rams.  This is good.  I hate penalties.

Rams go 3 and out.  2nd punt for them.

Gotta love the shots of my beautiful home town.

Commercials:

Carvana - Blech.  No one cares.

Hologic - I guessed that was Mary J Blige

CoinBase - Yeah....uh.  Hooked me in.  Yes I scanned the code.

NBC - You have some decent shows.  Not many.  I do like Mr. Mayor.

Los Angeles Rams 7 - Cincinnati Bengals 0 - 4:48 First

 Next possession:

This is the 8th superbowl in Los Angeles.  Including the first one.  Which my dad went to.  I used to have the ticket, but I sold it a few years ago when I needed money. Made a ton.  Could have bought a ticket to the Stanley Cup Finals for what I got for it.

I think I'mma abandon the play by play, you can watch it on your own.


Bengals go 3 and out.  They've now had 7 offensive plays for a total of 15 yards.  That's great for the Rams.

Rams will start 




Commercials:

Netflix - Yes, we already subscribe.  You have some great content coming.

Car Commercial - Garbage....

Anachronistic Tail Gate - Avocados from Mexico - kind of bad timing.  https://apnews.com/article/business-mexico-global-trade-agriculture-drug-cartels-7c6bb7ef83bada375692ba890c413ce5

NBC News - Yeah I get mine from the internet.

Los Angeles Rams 7 - Cincinnati Bengals 0 - 6:22 First

 Next possession, 

1st down - loss of yards on a run.  That's 3 plays in a row 

2nd down - Stafford flushed from the pocket and scrambles for a nice gain.  Better than a sack.

3rd down - Really nice pass to Kupp who was in motion.  Gain of a ton

1st down - Gain of 4.  Hunh...The ESPN Game cast is faster than my tv

2nd down - pass for 3 yards

3rd down - TOUCHDOWN - Stafford to ODELL BECKHAM JR.  

Commercials:

Bud Light Next- Gen Zers are drinking now?  That's what it looks like.  

Draft Kings - Who's that girl?  

Arnold as Zeus - Hilarious.  Peggy!  OK that was a good Car commercial.

Peacock - I'm still not subbing.

Los Angeles Rams 0 - Cincinnati Bengals 0 - 9:57

 Yeah, SO-FI has a lake.  And no parking.  None.  Parking is more than tickets for most games today.

1st down - 8 yard pass, nicely done.  

I haven't been following NFL for a few years, no idea who Joe Burrow is.  He won a heisman and a national college championship.  Oh LSU.

2nd down - run - 1 yard

3rd down - run - stuffed 4th down and 1.  Do they go for it around the 50?

Yup

Or they're just trying to get a penalty

Incomplete pass. All right Rams stopped and get great yardage.


Commercials:

Oscar Isaac movie.  Nope this is for Moon Knight, the TV series  from Disney + - Cool.

Rakuten - Hunh?

Oh geeze the talking baby?  Is that Ryan Reynolds voice?  Or Will Arnett?  E-trade again.  

Ewen McGregor - I just want to see you in Obi Wan.  Not commercials.  Expedia.

Oh gawd Law and Order is coming back yet again?

I don't care about the Half-Time show, but I'll watch I guess.

Los Angeles Rams 0 - Cincinnati Bengals 0 - 11:54 First

 Kickoff...

Touchback.  When did they start doing it from the 25 yard line?

2nd down, pass to Akers, and First Down...

3rd play, Bengals not fooled on a late handoff to the right.  

4th play, Sacked.  Crud.  3rd and 19. 

5th play, dumbarse handoff and loses yards.   4th and 20. 

What the hell?

Bengals get great field position on the punt.  Net yards for the Rams - 1.  NOT a good start

COMMERCIALS:

I think it's a commercial for something?  No it's a car commercial.  Terrible.

Zendayas seashells - clever.  OK Squarespace....

Dolly Parton - I LOVE YOU DOLLY PARTON.  I don't care what you shill, you rock.  She's giving all her theme park employees a college education.